Sometimes you just gotta rant. And you’re less likely to get punched in the face if your rant is on your shirt instead of your lips.

Yeah, yeah, there’s lots of stupid shirts out there already. We know. Like I drink, I get drunk, I fall down. no problem.  Ours are a little more original. Shite, people have been falling over drunk for eons.

Now, moronitude… that’s different.  It’s everywhere. Except in the dictionary. We’re hoping to change that.

Oh, and we donate a portion of our proceeds to charity. Or, we will. As soon as we *have* some proceeds.

P.S. Almost forgot. Our tshirts are 100% cotton. Except the ink, of course. So it’s, like, organic chic. Kinda.  Err… shutting up now.